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Neglect

Yeah, it’s true. I’ve been putting off writing in my blog for a while now. Ever since the Blizzard incident, detailed below.
I guess it’s mainly due to the fact that I’ve had so much going on in the past couple of days. I went to Centre Parcs, Sof left for London, Will and I joined a new guild after the character transfer… Things move too quickly, you know what I mean?

It feels like yesterday that I was sat in school, thinking “I wonder what University is going to be like in 5 years” and other such things. Visions of me and completely random people attending house parties, getting drunk, eating beans from a can, living in a room about the size of a garden shed… None of it ever came true. And now that I look back on it, me, house parties and getting drunk don’t often come into the same sentence.

I always knew that me and Sof would end up going to different Uni’s and I never really thought about the impact it would have on our lives. It was always “in the future” and we could always worry about it “closer to the date”… Well that date came and went and now she’s in London, 250 miles south east of Wales. It’s been four days and I miss her to bits. Thank god for telephones. It’s the only way we’ve been able to keep in touch at the moment, since her Halls aren’t allowing internet access until the course starts. Which is a pain in the arse to be honest.

It serves as a massive reminder that you can’t just push things to the back of your mind forever. The inevitable will eventually happen.

For five years, my life has basically revolved around Sofie, the centre of my universe. It’s such a massive culture shock to not see her everyday. I find it quite difficult to talk about my thoughts and feelings, and Sof knows this, so I tend not to most of the time. And I guess the only way I know how to cope with it is to immerse myself in alternate realities.

That brings me onto my next topic and a lighter note. As I said I’ve been coping by doing something I’ve not exactly been able to do while being with Sof everyday - raiding with a new guild in World Of Warcraft.

Will and I both signed up for a paid character transfer from Dragonblight to Eonar. Upon arriving in the new realm we both applied to The Titans, a highly organised and extremely efficient guild. The day before we joined they defeated Onyxia with 23 men. To put that into perspective for some of you, most guild have trouble defeating her with 40 men.
To say the least, The Titans are phenomenal. Their efficiency is incredible. And the guild’s atmosphere is fantastic too. Everyone is a great laugh and really friendly.
Since joining them I have already won some Lawbringer Spaulders, even though I am still in the 2 week initiate period - that meaning I’m not allowed to bid on items, or have any priority on items until the period is over and they decide whether they want to keep me or not. The way the Guild Master has been hinting, it looks as though both Will and I will be staying in the Titans. The GM and the Paladin’s class officer both agreed on how impressed they were with my performance in Black Wing Lair and Onyxia - considering it was the first time I’d ever been there.
Sunday we pwned Onyxia with 30 men, and then went on and double pwned Ragnaros.
Yesterday, we attempted Black Wing Lair for the first time and downed Razorgore The Untamed with 38 men. Razorgore Down!
It took 3 attempts to kill him, but for a first attempt at the whole instance, 38 men is pretty damn good in my opinion. We then moved on to Vaelstrasz The Corrupt. The thing about this fight is that Vael’s health bar deceives you. He’s missing 70% of his health when the battle starts - but thats the fooling thing - he has over 1,000,000 HP in that remaining 30%.
Vael!
The first attempt at Vael ended in a 3 second wipe. Thats right. 3 seconds. We were completely unprepared. But the subsequent attempts saw much better results. We got him down to 15% at one point (which in reality is 50%), again with only 38 men, when it’s meant to be done with 40. Bloody good show chaps!
Then tonight we cleared Zul Gurub - and guess what? I won nothing. Surprised? I’m not. I have about as much luck as a fish in a fish bowl. I’m also crap at making analogies.
Tomorrow we’re going to kill Onyxia again, and go back into Black Wing Lair. The instances will reset during tonights maintenance so we’ll have to kill Razorgore again.

I miss Sof…

If You Want Something Done Right, Do It Yourself!

You’d think that multi billionaire corporations such as Blizzard or even Microsoft, would be able to put their money to some kind of remote use and better the services they provide. I’m not directing this at Microsoft as much as I am Blizzard.
Blizzard sells World Of Warcraft for approx. £34.99. Multiply that by the estimated 6,000,000 players that have bought it. Thats £209,940,000. Now add to that the £8.99 per month that players pay. In one month Blizzard makes £53,940,000. Whats that in a year? £647,280,000. So if we count one year’s income from WoW alone, added to the initial purchase of the game, that gives Blizzard £857,220,000. Can you say that? Eight Hundred And Fifty Seven Million, Two Hundred And Twenty Thousand British Pounds Sterling..

I ask one simple question. With an income like that, why in God’s name can’t they maintain a freaking website?!

Their Forums are a mess! I can’t even log in to post or reply because they haven’t implemented certain features yet. Wow! That’s clever that is! Who’s idea was it? “I know, lets make the forums live even though one of the most important features isn’t finished yet!”.
When I try and log in, I assume I’m meant to be given a choice of which of my current character I can use as my Avatar throughout the forum. Fair do’s it’s a good idea. It’s a freaking horrendous idea when it’s not even put in. After I click submit, I’m taken to a page entitled “Select a Character!” - except… the page is empty apart from a link that reads “Return to Main”. I click that and it returns me to the forum index without logging me in, preventing me from being able to post. Preventing me from bringing this issue up with those freaking Blue gits!

The other thing? Blizzard has released the newly announced Paid Character Transfer. Which doesn’t work either. In fact - from what I can gather from the forums - it hasn’t worked for about a month. Blizzard know that its broken, yet still offer the service on the website without any warnings or information. Currently my character is stuck hanging in the balance between two realms, and there’s absoultley nothing I can do about it. Sure I’ve e-mailed Blizzard - when can I expect a response from them? Sometime around NEVER!

Besides those issues, the website buckles under any stressing traffic. To be honest I think my website would hold out longer than the WoW-Europe site. It’s imposible to load it up during patch times.
You’d think with the amount of money they have at their disposal, they’d pay someone to IMPROVE the service, instead of just sitting on the money, making arse shapes in the notes. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve sat on it long enough for the coins to start becoming arse shaped.

The game itself is fine. The game works. What doesn’t work is anything related to the game.

Why is it that they feel they need to code features into the game such as the Dressing Room? They could have spent the money, resources and time ironing out some bugs that have been there since the games release. But no… Blizzard think people want to know what they’re going to look like in the item they can’t buy becuase of the bugs that prevent it!

I have a haunting vision that a WoW server room consists of a rack of badly wired Dell servers running Windows ME, being watched over by a Fat French guy, eating a bagguette. The numerous server problems and disconnects being when he drops his coveted sarnie and trips over a freaking network cable. Oh, and the fact that the servers are being powered by Dell + Microsoft.

Another thing is the technical support. What technical support?! There is none! Over a thousand people could be having trouble logging into the game and Blizzard would still blame each one individually. Or if it’s a blue moon, they’ll acknowledge that there is a problem and carry on doing nothing.

Referring to the title: If I could I would. It seems to be the only way anything gets done these days.

Raids = Evil

I just spent 4 hours in Zul Gurub with my new guild and what do I have to show for it? A 7g repair bill.
Let me start by saying this was their first Zul Gurub raid.
Instead of going to Venoxis first, and subsequently killing him, the raid leader decided that they want to do Jeklik first. So we wipe … 4 times. We then go and kill Venoxis, the snake boss, first time. Why didnt we do that in the first place? He dropped the Primal Hakkari Bindings, which I needed for a quest to get some epic bracers, and I got out rolled. Not by one person, even two. But by 9 people. There were 3 paladins (including me, 2 mages and 5 hunters (!!) in the raid, and all of them decided they needed this item. So my chances were horrible. So then we went and tried to kill the Bat boss, Jeklik again, and got her down to about 12%. And wiped. Why? Because people are too stupid to realise that when you’re in the middle of a flaming inferno, the sensible idea would be to MOVE! But no. They stood and they burned and they died. So that was it, we left it. The next run is scheduled for next Monday, and hopefully people will have learned that fire = bad by then.
I will say one thing though - a raid with out Luke (Selmera) was 1000% better than a raid with him. Even if we did wipe 5 times.
I also installed a new mod, called Atlas. It’s really quite good. It allows you browse through all the instance maps along with battle ground maps, flight path maps, etc. It’s nice to be able to have some kind of bearings when you walk into a new instance.

In other news, my friend Sean aka Mael has gotten himself a blog now. I thought it would be nice to put him down there with Will and Yin. I just hope “Dave” doesn’t cum on himself when he realises he’ll have more material to bitch about.

LOL! WoW FTW!

I guess you need to be able to understand acronyms to make any sense of this post’s title.

Anyway, click here. Funniest thing ever.

Lightforge Legs! Finally!

So I entered the World Of Azeroth this evening, around the time of 00:15 and started trying to get a group together. Luckily Will was online, and he joined - saving me the agony of having to try and recruit a tank. It was rather easy to get a group once you already have a tank, and the only thing we couldn’t find was a Priest… So we settled for a druid. The druid did an excellent job of healing (better than some priests I’ve grouped with in the past). IT took about an hour and a half to complete the instance, and to my joy, the Lightforge Legplates dropped from the Baron!
I think this was something like… my 50th run trying to obtain the LF legs. Before today, I had never even witnessed their dropping. It was insane. I didn’t even bother with the inane process of passing, counting down and rolling, I just clicked need. So they are now mine! Mine I tell thee!! MWAHAHAHA… Ahem.

Anyway, in other news: T3h D4v3 and “Welshie” are now arguing… Hehe… I had nothing to do with this one, I swear. It’s funny though. First they ostracized me together - as a team - and now that they have no-one to argue with, they’ve turned on each other. It’s like watching angry, hungry pack animals. :)

I dunno, people are strange things. The mind works in fickle ways. I mean - I’ve never had this problem with my friends. I’ve been friends with Dan and Rich since… something like middes, in Infant school. Then Will and I became friends about year 10, when we started having classes together. Never had an argument with them that resulted in not talking to them again. Sure we’ve argued - Linux is better than Windows, PC’s play games Mac’s don’t, etc etc etc, but nothing real hehe. :P

Must just be something to do with the substance they’re made of…?

Anypoo. Still haven’t gotten my BSA Lightning XL fixed yet. Saw it boxed up ready to be sent off, and thought “There has to be somewhere closer than Blackpool that can do air rifle repairs…”. So with the help of Richard, I was provided with a place in Cardiff that has a wide range repair services. I’m taking the gun down tomorrow (well… later on today I guess) to see what they can do. It needs a stock replacement, or at the very least bolting, to prevent the cracks getting any worse, and the barrel needs straightening.
When that’s done, maybe Rich can come shooting :D t3h 4w350m3!